jiwang..heh??

assalamualaikum

tengah sedap2 aku makan oat krunch versi dark coklat cicah susu putih (sarapan aku), tiba-tiba aku tersedak bila nama aku tiba2 naik kat blog encik daun pudina..apasal mamat ni tak puas hati ke dengan aku? baru aku teringat lepas meeting aku gelakkan dia pasal entry dia banyak yang cheesy ala2 dalam hati ada taman..hehehehe..

dalam meeting semalam, ada perbincangan yang tiba2 masuk cerita aku tengok wayang jumaat tu. boleh pulak inche alep tanya " ko tengok cerita  romantik ke nurin?" HAH? BILA PULAK??

(aku malas nak cerita kenapa tiba2 keluar soalan begitu, ini hal meeting)

dan topik hari ni : sejauh mana kejiwangan aku..hahahaha

1) lagu jiwang
tolong jangan bagi aku dengar lagu2 jiwang karat pengoksidaan, tahap cheesy cholestrole kat aku kalau korang sayang aku. SERIOUSLY!! lagu macam ini aku bakul-sampahkan..termasuklah nasheed cinta anta anti, walaupun aku ada memori bahagia salah satu lagu begitu, NO! geli eardrum aku dibuatnya..budak yang terbiasa dengar lagu menggegar otak, bila kena lagu jiwang, boleh mengamuk tahu..

2)novel jiwang
sejak aku kenal Hlovate, aku dah anti cerita Alaf 21, cerita berangan, ayat tahap romantik, NO!

3)cerita jiwang
ooookey, aku fanatik cerita korea, suka part2 comel, suka hero-hero dia yang hensem..tapi bab sedih, aku tak nangis

4)pick-up lines
i hate pick up lines, tak kira betapa cheesy ayat  dia (UWEKK!!!)..i hate flirty guy..i hate harmless flirt..

dalam hati aku ada taman ke? ada salur darah ada lah, untuk proses coversion of sugar, yada yada...

p/s: tak payah jiwang2, jadilah umat Islam yang kuat, tahan dugaan hidup, tahan ancaman musuh Islam, remember, life is not about a love between a girl and a boy, it's to seek eternal happiness for akhirat..

dear books

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Instructions: Copy this into your "Notes."

*Bold those books you've read in their entirety.

* Italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read only an excerpt.

*Bold and italicize books you have read more than once

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - err, forget to finish it.huhuhu
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte - 
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling - what else could i say
5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee - a very nice story, yes..
6. The Bible - change this one to Quran, then, i would bold and italic it
7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte  - 
8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell  
9.  His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - trying to finish this one
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott - i love this story!
12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14. Complete Works of Shakespeare - some of it..
15. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger 
19. The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger 
20. Middlemarch - George Eliot - 
21. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell 
22. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald  
23. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy  
25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh 
27. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky  
28. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll -  i love fairytale...
30. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame  
31. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy - 
32. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens - 
33. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis -  err, can someone buy me the whole set? i don't want to borrow other's
34. Emma - Jane Austen - 
35. Persuasion - Jane Austen  -
36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini - someone! buy me this one!
38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41. Animal Farm - George Orwell - love it!
42. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown  
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez  
44. A  Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery -
47. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy 
48. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies - William Golding 
50. Atonement - Ian McEwan 
51. Life of Pi - Yann Martel 
52. Dune - Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen - 
55. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth 
56. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon 
57. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens 
58. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime - Mark Haddon 
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez 
61. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas 
66. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy 
68. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens 
72. Dracula - Bram Stoker
73. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett - 
74. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses - James Joyce
76. The Inferno – Dante
77. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal - Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession - AS Byatt 
81. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens - love this one
82. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85.  Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86.  A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87.  Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom - 
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 
90. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton - the cause of my love for English (:
91. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94. Watership Down - Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

huhu....at least it's more than 6.. 

SPM....hey, bukan selamat pagi malaysia la..

assalamualaikum

SPM started today.paper: bahasa malaysia

adik aku, Muhammad Syafaat, salah seorang peserta program penyeksaan SPM..hehehhe
harap2 boleh score straight A's..amin....kalau dapat 9A+ memang terbaik...
dulu aku amek 10 subjek...
harap angah dan kawan2 dia kat SASER boleh buat dan get the best result
same goes to our juniors di SESERI, akak doakan dapat masuk top 10 best SBP tahun ni...better top 5, macam masa kitorang dulu...
apa2 pun, SPM just a ticket to get scholarship, and at least you have better chance to enter critical courses. don't get straight A's? no worry, still have plenty of chances..

Good Luck SPM candidates! and May Allah bless your way..

ucapan turut dituju untuk pelajar2 UM yang dalam minggu-seksa-exam..selamat menghadapi exam hall yang sejuk membunuh...

p/s: sure, masih terasa sakit. jerih, payah, susah nak study masa SPM dulu. aku yang teramat rajin masa tu, alhamdulillah segala doa termakbul, segala usaha terbalas. syukur yang teramat

p/s/s: study last2 minit nak exam, mari menghafal!

persepsi orang

lagu: paramore-playing go0d.. (dia taruk god sebenarnya)


assalamualaikum


hmmm...aku tengah dengar lagu ni, latest single from paramore. yup, controversial title (nak cakap pasal ni, judge sendiri), still the lyrics are good (my opinion), the mv too (gosh! hayley wif pink hair and carrot-like-microphone!)..


cakap jugak lah pasal tittle ni..here goes:


houlier than thou


pernah dengar ni? tak pernah? statement atas ni bermaksud lebih agung, suci dari kamu. selalunya, orang akan perasan yang dia lebih baik dari semua orang..tu lah datangnya tajuk playing god tu. acting macam sempurna.
it's kinda metaphore, tapi, yes, kita jangan sekutukan ALLAH.. omputih, paham2 je lah..kalau tukar tajok kan baguih...tukarlah ke playing good


still, the lyrics tak sekutukan pun, ni part korus:

You don't have to believe me
But the way I, way I see it
Next time you point a finger
I might have to bend it back
Or break it, break it off
Next time you point a finger
I'll point you to the mirror


ok, kan aku nak cakap pasal persepsi orang. people tend to point fingers, cakap ko ni salah, ko ni teruk, masuk neraka, ko ni rosak akhlak, ko ni mesti dah hancuss, yada,yada....kan?
jangan cakaplah, korang tak buat, aku pun kadang2 buat part time melabel orang ni.tapi, aku tak label orang ni rosak ke apa, aku tend to cuba faham, hamba Allah tu macam mana, so, kalau nak mingle tu takdelah tersalah channel (faham tak? tak faham? takpelah)


it's not good to label orang ni rosak akhlak, tak solat, masuk neraka (seyes, aku tak pernah cakap manusia macam tu). kau pernah tahu ke budak2 tepi jalan tu solat cukup ke tak, tapi sesedap rasa sahaja kau kata diorang rosak akhlak. and aku tahu makcik2 suka kutuk budak free hair rosak akhlak, padahal anak sendiri tu pakai tudung tapi perangai Allah je tahu..


yup, yang salah, tetap salah, tapi ada kau pergi tolong betulkan diorang?
apa kau buat selain kutuk orang?
kau dah bagus sangat?


You don't deserve a point of view
If the only thing you see is you


yup, aku sokong lirik paramore ni (same song). kalau kau nampak kau sahaja betul, no need to comments, your view are bias, your judge are unfair.konsep houlier than thou ni merosakkan masyarakat sebenarnya. okey, kita semua benci kes pembuangan anak, marah kan?geram kan? then, apa yang dah kita buat untuk membanteras kes ni? NOTHING! kita keji orang tu buang anak, tapi masa si ibu tu pregnant, ada bagi support? ada tarik balik budak tu ke jalan Allah? NO!  dan kalau dia tak buang, dia nak jaga, ada kau layan anak yang tak berdosa (ayat dari makcik2) tu sama rata dengan anak halal? HELL, NO! kutuk, keji, cela, tapi kau boleh lepak tengok maksiat depan mata, kan?


huh, aku agak kasar bahasa hari ni..dan seperti point finger. tapi, bagi aku, kalau mencela dan mengeji, baik senyap dan fikir camne cara nak selesai masalah.. 

Next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back, Or break it, break it off